An E-Mail My Sent To Her Daughters:
May 23, 2004
It was a forward, so if you've read it, you're reading it again.
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!I'd say something but it would probably be a double entendré.And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
[Listening to: "Love Song For No One" - John Mayer]
Posted by Shawn at May 23, 2004 10:05 PM in Glurge.
Comments
LMAO!! I love the part about the men... Hehehe *STOMP STOMP* hehehehe
Posted by: Dragon at May 24, 2004 12:42 AMI'd heard the stomping part, which I always found amusing.
The rest of it was really good. I like the apple tree comparisson.
Posted by: Chewie at May 24, 2004 5:57 AMIt was a good thing. I know it cheered me up. I think she wanted Beth to read it the most, however.
Posted by: Shawn at May 24, 2004 7:11 PM
