Unconscious Mutterings:

1. Vagina:: Monologues
2. Racism:: Sucks
3. Mother's Day:: And my father's birthday is today, too.
4. Fire alarm:: Went off all the time at Jenkins.
5. Elvis:: Presley
6. Pregnant:: Laura's about to give birth. Any baby yet?
7. Vacation:: I need one
8. Waffles:: John Kerry.
9. Perpendicular:: Parallel
10. Hospital:: Ward

Posted by Shawn at May 9, 2004 9:16 AM in Unconscious Mutterings.