Believe me, I don't want to end the Thearch. It's fun. However, with the addition of my mother's site to my server account plus going to school full time, the Thearch is going to be tough to do now. I end the Thearch with this entry. I hope you have enjoyed it. Don't fret. If I find a very interesting query, I'll remark on it from time to time. 
"hot wheels birthday parties for 5 year olds" - Well, my 5th birthday party was at an ice cream parlor so I can't really help. However, I must say it's a clever idea.[Listening to: "Whenever, Wherever" - Shakira]"i can't forget my ex" - While many would like to, I don't think you can if you've been with that person for a long time. Be the ex be an evil person or a good person that drifted apart, that time with them help define our memories.
"max burns won" - I don't know where else he won, but he is my Congressman in my section of Savannah.
"teenage mutant ninja turtles mc hammer lyrics" - I don't believe Hammer worked on the TMNT soundtrack. I know Vanilla Ice did for the second movie.
"perm wrapping photos" - I have never had a perm in my life.
"the marrying type" - Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I don't know.
"commonly misspelled words by canadians" - No clue. However, if you asked an American, he would probably tell you a Canadian is spelling colour and centre wrong.
"website skinning" - Try the Domesticat.net tutorial.
"cathy sister panties" - Please tell me you are looking for Charmin' Chatty Cathy panties.
"development history of suave shampoo" - The history of product development is not my major.
"wait til Helen comes" - One of my favorite books in junior high school.
"jewerly in image of a owl" - I remember my grandmother having some owl shaped earrings. They looked painful to me as a child.
"CD Richard Marx Music At Wal-Mart" - If you are lucky to find any Richard Marx CDs, it will probably be his Greatest Hits disc.
"valentine layouts" - I don't make layouts for other people but I will have a valentine layout in a couple of days.
""richard marx' photo" - I have a few on my pages for the Richard Marx concerts I've been too. Also try RichardMarx.com and Barb's Richard Marx site.
"BOOGER FLINGING" - Nice to know this is what our troops do in their down time.
"Come Shave my Armpits" - Really, I rather not.
"what are hors de' vours" - Appetizer!
"story archive lonely lady ff bra" - I don't know that story.
"names of nsync songs" - They have a boatload of them. Believe me. I tried to get them all but there are a few I still lack.
"cynthia rhodes interview" - I think the only one she gives these days are those related to her life as Mrs. Richard Marx.
"I am a loser and destined to be alone forever" - No you aren't.
"what are classic legos worth" - I don't know. I never collected them for value but to play with.
"SAVANNAH NEWS PAPER" - The Savannah Morning News
"are cats allowed outside" - It depends on where you live.
""accentuate the positives" "eliminate the negatives" song" - Did you know local Savannah legend Johnny Mercer wrote the lyrics for "Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive?"
"mysterious cities of gold" - Loved that show as a kid.
"she-ra superhero party" - Nicki had that themed birthday party. I think it was her 7th birthday. Might have been her 6th. Can't really remember other than it was She-ra and she had a purple cake.
"gallbladder attacks after 8pm" - That's about when I'd get them when I got them. It was usually before I went to bed around 11PM.
"me at opryland" - I don't know about you at Opryland but I know I went there in 1990.
"Dr. Joyce Brothers and ten rules for making every day a happy day" - Don't know those rules. Care to share?
"why do spanking paddles have holes" - To ease the blow?
"abs solitare" - I don't know about other people, but I know one girl that wouldn't mind playing that game.
"rottweiler declaw" - I've heard of declawing a cat but never a dog. I bet it's the same process, which is cruel. You do know that declawing an animal is the equivalent to chopping off our first knuckle?
"why do women love law and order reruns" - We all wish we could be like the women on that show and all the men are hot in their own special way.
"how can I get my male cat to stop peeing in my house?" - If he isn't fixed, that's a big reason why he's peeing. he's marking his territory. Get him fixed and it should subside after all the male chemicals are out of him.
"Jason Giambi poems" -
Sorry, I would never write a poem about him.
Not my cup of tea at all!
"did jennifer giles ever see nsync" - I don't even know who Jennifer Giles is let alone know if she saw them.
Posted by Shawn at January 7, 2004 6:43 PM in The Thearch.
Noooooooo...you can't get rid of the Thearches!!!
i live for the Thearch!! 
LMAO!! BOOGER FLINGING!!! Who in the hell searches for booger flinging?? That is too funny.. And about the paddle... You're right... reduces the blow and sting... Not that I would know.. I read that somewhere. 
And I agree with Misbah.. You can't get rid of thearches!! WE LOVE EM!!! How bout just little ones?
Posted by: Dragon at January 7, 2004 8:39 PMI'm not so sure about the paddle with the hole. If you swing the paddle with the hole and without the hole with the same force, the paddle with the hole will theoretically (in my mind) hurt more because the force is concentrated into a smaller area instead of being distributed evenly. And then there's less air resistence with a holed paddle compared to a non-holed paddle so there's less air cushioning the blow...nevermind, I'm just rambling.
Posted by: sya at January 7, 2004 9:30 PMmigraines suck! What sucks even worse is when you're struck with them while visiting your sister in law at the hospital and your brother has to drive you home and get your husband to drive him back to the hospital so that he can get his car and go home.
Anyway... sitting here yelling at myself for being on the damn computer (slept for three hours... ) and saw your post about fanfics... ya know what I say about that article... Anne Rice - Bite Me! - As for my fics... I'll still write `em... can't stop me!!! And I'll love it even more doing it!
Okay back to bed with me... wuv ya!
Tamm
Posted by: Tammtamm at January 7, 2004 10:59 PMAwe, I love the Thearch. But I know how busy stuff gets. Just a few things caught my eye on this one-
Mysterious Cities Of Gold kicks serious butt. I never knew anyone else remembered this show until I did some 'net research. Apparently there are rare deleated scenes from overseas and all other kinds of goodies. I have every episode on VCD, although not the jazzed-up restored ones I want
She-Ra party- I had one! I was in the fan club. We got monthly magazines. I loved that show!
Law & Order reruns- I know I loved them when I had cable because I missed a lot of the first seasons. It was a show I had to grow into. And I agree about the attractiveness of the men. 
Now and Forever,
Liz
Misbah & all Thearch fans - maybe I can bring back the Thearch after I add RAM to my computer and get out of these courses I'm in for now. However, that won't be until May. Have to devote myself to school, first.
Trish, someone from a .mil domain did that booger flinging query. I hate to think that's how our troops are passing their time away in the desert. 
Sya, no minding the rambling. Who knows? Maybe you rambling will lead to a thought/idea that will forever change your life.
Tammy, I understand Anne's POV in that she is the one created the characters and she's going to baby them. Then again, readers baby characters, too. How a character comes alive for the author is not the same as it does for the reader. I could right a book about poetry readings and some one may interpreted it about being squid fishing. Who am I to say that person is wrong. And that's how fan fiction is. It's just an interpretation of someone's writings.
Ok, Liz, who floats your boat?
Shawn- Oh, you know it has to be that hot, sexy Jerry Orbach. LMAO! Naw, but "Lenny" has had the bevy of attractive partners, my fave being Chris Noth. And I do have (as sad as it may seem) the slightest attraction to "Jack McCoy." What woman wouldn't find a man that smart attractive?
Now and Forever,
Liz
