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Thearch #29
December 24, 2003

A Christmas edition. *Santa Smile*

Question: Anyone read this site via a newsreader? If so, I apologize if you are getting the maggot.png picture. If you actually read this via a newsreader and not just downloading it, let me know. I'll see about configuring my .htaccess file to allow you to see the images without letting other sites hotlink. I can't guarantee it will work but I can try.

Again for those looking at my site on IE and are getting the maggot.png picture, add a / after .com. That usually clears up the hotlink problem. Why that happens, I don't know. *Frown*

""teenage mutant ninja turtle" outline" - You mean for the movie? *EEK!* I haven't seen that movie in years, even though we do have the DVD.

"meat and potatoes girl" - I can't think of this phrase without thinking of my Grandma. I know she loved us but she had a funny way of showing us.

"Ok, first of all I know Logan and I really don't think he likes you because I talk to him every single day of my life....My advice move on!!!! Anyways he is my boyfirend so I suggest that you fuck off and find some other guy to fantasize over and leave my man alone!!!" - *Laughing* OH MY GOODNESS! This has got to be one of the FUNNIEST queries EVER! I think everyone that regularly visits understands that the Logan I speak of from my past is out of my life for good. Any mention of him now is just when for some stupid reason, he's in my dreams, (which I can't control), or when I'm talking about something from my high school days, (which I'd like to remember fondly and he's in a lot of my memories from that time. After all, he was in class with me.) They also know I fantasize over other guys. Plus, that entry was from February 2002. It's just about 2004. Times change! *Rolling My Eyes* Why am I even justifying myself? *Shake Head* I would hope that people my age would be grown, mature adults by now. By the way, I have NO connections what so ever in Kentucky. Yeah, I did an IP lookup. *Razzing My Tongue* *Laughing* This was probably some fouled-mouth teenage kid *Rolling My Eyes* that meant to IM this to another teenage kid but instead, placed it in a Yahoo search and came up with my entry instead.

"John Mayer's siblings" - I think he has a brother Ben but I'm just assuming that from the song "83." Other than that, no clue.

"pigs in the blanket hors d'vours" - Just slice a hot dog in to small bits, wrap biscuit around them, heat in oven, and serve.

"mc hammer song "Can't touch this" music video" - Another thing I haven't seen in years.

"richard marx buddy icons" - I bet if you ask about them at the Richard Marx board, someone is bound to help you. *Smile*

"Lessens on personal hygine" - They have to teach our soldiers in Kuwait this? *EEK!*

"shallow personality vain" - At least I'll admit when I'm being shallow and vain.

"What was the little boys' name that wanted to be a dent" - If was an elf, not a boy!

"superstars of christmas 1995" - Good luck finding a copy! I'm not giving up mine.

"hi my name is nikki" - Hi, Nikki!

"i saw saddam looking like santa claus" - Has someone created a parody song for Saddam now? I know people have photoshopped him. *Laughing* I think South Park was great with the Christmas The Wizard Of Oz parody featuring Saddam.

"what happened to romano" - On ER this year, a helicopter flattened him like a pancake.

"lyrics to hammer's "superfreak"" - That wasn't Hammer. That was Rick James.

"I hate Brian Frons" - I think a lot of ABC Soap fans do. *Frown* Quit ruining the soaps. We like them for a reason and when you try to tinker with them like they have been tinkered with in the past year, you just ruin it for the fans.

"i wanna be love by you" - One very cheesy New Kids song.

"scrubby puppy" - I don't know what type of scrubby puppy you are looking for but I know Pikachu could use another one. That's our name for this type of plastic pot scrubber she likes playing with.

"i'm a believer the beetles" - That wasn't the Beatles. The Monkees performed that song.

""scad"" party"" pics"" - SCAD is in a different league than the one I belong too. So, I'm not going to have party pics.

"sexy five o'clock shadows" - Yes, they are, in some ways.

"what does a dream of a stuffy nose mean" - Sorry, don't know. Maybe an illness is on the way but you don't feel it yet?

Posted by Shawn at December 24, 2003 10:12 AM in The Thearch.

Comments

as i plow through box after box after box after box after... of disorganized crap, i am starting to think some very evil thoughts about my mother!!!

and guess what my bro is up doing? playing his stupidass computer games though i asked him to take out the trash, recyclables AND stuff this morning.

I HATE THIS FAMILY!

Posted by: misbah kyrene at December 24, 2003 4:51 PM

You don't hate them. They just seriously annoy you!

Posted by: Shawn at December 24, 2003 5:35 PM

no i actually HATE them. i know, it's Christmas--i shouldn't say that considering how i wrote about the complex bonds of family and stuff... but my bro was so damn inconsiderate last night i actually went upstairs and punched my pillows before sleeping!

i learned my lesson though. i'm never again putting ANY kind of time, effort, money and energy into doing something for someone who's that much of an insensitive clod.

Posted by: misbah kyrene at December 25, 2003 12:46 PM

That's the spirit. Spend your energy on someone that will appreciate it.

He'll miss it one day. He'll only have himself to blame.

Posted by: Shawn at December 25, 2003 2:45 PM