Some more search queries. 
Remember, these are real. 
"taylor dane send me a lover" - It's on her Soul Dancing album."scribner handbook for writers" - I still have my 4th edition copy from my first attempt at college. I sold back my 5th edition when I could.
"anorexic girl pic -treatment -help" - Anorexia isn't something pretty or sexy. So, if that's what this query was for, I won't help you. However, if you know someone suffering from an eating disorder, try to get them help.
"listen to boogie woogie bugle boy from company b" - One of my favorite songs from the early 20th century.
"hot doughnuts flashing sign picture Krispy Kreme" - I don't need a picture. I know it by heart. Now I want a doughnut.
"Supergirl how can she be so strong" - Because she's not human?
"menopausal christmas song" -
"where does the name Yepez come from" - Beats me.
"dish "acquiring satellite signal" please wait" - Sure, just remind me our C-Band dish isn't working at the moment.
""hair lip" christmas video download" -
Another confusing query.
"john mayer and a trapper keeper" - He spoke about them on I Love The 80s Strikes Back.
"why archive my heard drive" - You mean hard drive, don't you? Well, you should archive it because you never know when a computer will have a complete "meltdown" and render your main data useless.
"randy johnson deodorant ad" - I found that ad to be a riot.
"what do you write in a christmas card" - What ever you want. However, I was lame this year. I wanted to write notes but didn't have the heart this year. I just signed my name and then stamped a pink heart in for love. Maybe next year I'll include a generic letter.
"coastal harbor treatment center" - It saddened me to visit it last year when doing the Mysterious Santa project. Speaking of which, I haven't heard a thing about it this year on TV. I would do it again this year.
""crush doesn't like me"" - If they don't, move on. The ocean is plenty big.
"my wife dressed me as a female for halloween" - Please say you got first prize!
"Jessica Rabbit as a super hero" - She is to some.
"Chicken Pot Pie" - And David Cross pops into my mind.
"dear god, i know that she's out there" - And hopefully you'll find her soon.
""truman parkway" savannah" - It's about to open to Eisenhower Dr., at least. About time.
"color me smurf" - Poof!
"bunnies on the muppet show" - Bean was on the '90's version but I really can't remember any bunnies on the original show.
"how to throw up" - You need to be taught that? I thought it was a natural reflex. Ok, if you are wanting to learn for an eating disorder, like I said above, I won't help you in allowing an eating disorder develop. Get some help, please.
"pitbulls using the spring pole" -
"designing women bernice christmas tree skirt" - Bernice was just annoying. However, that episode was a hoot.
"watch joanie loves chachi" - Let's not. I never liked Scott Baio.
"working for echostar sucks" - I wouldn't know. Never worked for them.
"how to make boneless chicken wings "boneless chicken wings"" - Boneless chicken wing is just another term for a chicken nugget.
"I hate this town hinesville" - I hear a lot of people can't stand Hinesville.
""Social Studies" "song's" "maps"" - None here. I have never needed a song to help me remember Social Studies.
"cats christmas tree live fake" - Real, fake, they like them all.
"baseball picnics" - This query is from the West Michigan Whitecaps. My local Class-A team, the Savannah Sand Gnats has a picnic area. I don't know how well it does. Grayson Stadium is old and is in need of some repairs. Looks like the Whitecaps have a gem and I hope they do well.
"innocent until proven guitly" - Legally in the US, you are innocent until proven guilty. However, in the mind and opinion of the people, you can still be guilty as sin.
"secert santa gifts" - What NOT to give: Soap, perfume, and cheap candy!
"arizona diamondbacks workout plans" - Something I have no clue about since I'm an east coaster, not a desert lover.
"armstrong atlantic state university party girls" - And I am not one.
""hazard" "love that song" richard marx" - Yes I do.
"laura hack" - I hope you are looking for a person and not information on November's Blogrolling mishap. By the way, I'm still a bit miffed about the whole thing in regard to how many boobs there are in the world that were ready to crucify Laura and called her every damn name in the book without researching what happened. I'm sure many of them are fine winners on their own.
""care bear BOARD GAME"" - My sister had that as a child. We'd play with it along with my Chipmunk board game.
"bungie trampoline" - Those things are fun but I wouldn't play on one without my blood pressure medicine.
""an accident"" - Well, at least the Danish version of Google understood it was an accident!
"Savannah ice skating rink" - It's the civic center's arena that's converted to a rink each December.
"things that look like boobs" - And Google determines that my site looks like a boob? Thank you Google!
Why do you need to search this. Everyone knows melons look like boobs!
Posted by Shawn at December 17, 2003 10:04 AM in The Thearch.
"color me smurf"-well according to Tim, Smurfs are green, the color on your tv just isn't right.
"bunnies on the muppet show"-That reminds me of that Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (or whatever it's called). Tim and I watched it last night, and there was this bunny moving Miss Piggy's stuff and I asked Tim who it was because I'd never seen bunnies on the Muppets and he said that was Bean and that he gets beat up a lot. He'd probably know if there were other bunny Muppets.
-L.
Posted by: Laura at December 17, 2003 11:05 AM"Emmitt Hopper's Jugband Christmas" but came to mind and I believe that show featured Muppet bunnies. I haven't seen that in years! I remember watching it on HBO along with "Fraggle Rock."
Posted by: Shawn at December 17, 2003 11:09 AM*sigh* I wanna see the Jugband Christmas again!!!!! And my Fraggle Rock! I wuved dose Fraggles... and mah Smurfs ROCKED!
Posted by: Tammtamm at December 17, 2003 12:33 PMEvil, greed-driven people who engage pit bulls in illegal dogfighting use spring poles to test how long the dog will latch on to the edge of the tether before letting go. Dogs don't have locking jaws as these morons think. They're just very persistent and will hang there for a long time. These dumbasses also make their dogs run on the treadmill and other stuff.
However spring poles--when used humanely--are good for agility tests (the jumping part not the biting and latching part). They can also be installed in a backyard as something fun for the dog. Though if the dog had a prior, abusive background and learned the spring pole's negative association, why on earth allow a dog to have it?
Posted by: misbah kyrene at December 17, 2003 12:40 PMIt's not Hopper but OTTER! Oh, I just remember that. Ooops! Yeah, I'd love to see it again. I'm lucky I remember it this morning.
Misbah, it sucks that there are evil assholes that like to abuse pit bulls. May they rot in hell. It's a shame that many states have lax laws when it comes to abusing animals. 
Yeah, Hopper was that guy in The Muppet Movie who wanted Kermit's legs.
Posted by: Laura at December 17, 2003 4:17 PMAah, well, I don't remember The Muppet Movie. 
Haven't had the urge to watch it, really.
This week's stupid one for me?
"naked pictures super scout cant catch"
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: Sarcastic Journalist at December 17, 2003 10:13 PMIt means that people have TOO much time on their hands to come up with wacky queries.
