I'd rant about obnoxious teenagers but then again, I was once an obnoxious teenage. However, I think I did care more about the world and being on time 6-10 years ago compared to today's teens.
""happy tree friends" melody" -What are the Happy Tree Friends?
"abnormal psychology myths and stereotypes" - I need to take Psychology 1101 soon.
"how often should i shave my armpits" - Let's ask the peanut gallery, shall we?
"Colonial Apartments,MN" -
Did you know I have to use a whistle 'cause I can't use my mouth to make the whistle sound.
"age of suzyn waldman" - I don't follow the Yankees. I wouldn't have a clue to her age.
So, don't ask me.
"richard marx cubs" - Richard Marx loves the Chicago Cubs.
He performed last week at Wrigley.
"do celebrities get cold sores" - They probably do if they carry the Herpes Simplex I virus. You probably don't see them since a majority of celebrities were like 5 pounds of makeup for the cameras.
""come on, everybody, let's do the conga"" - One problem. I can't dance.
"Mary on ABC's All My Children" - The current "Mary," "Mary Greenlee Smythe" is portrayed by Anna Stuart.
"what is the worth a 1982 skipper doll?" - That I don't know.
"dressed as a girl and pierced my ears" - Just so long as you were a girl.
If you're a cross-dressing adult, that's one thing. However, a cross-dressing young boy, for your sake, I hope it's the the boy choosing to dress like that and not the parent.
"Lexus December to Remember" - I don't know if that will be occurring this year. Just as long so those gag inducing
ads where the upper class man gives his wife a Lexus SUV for Christmas doesn't air, I really don't care.
""corn dog" photo" - I don't care for corn dogs.
"OAKLAND A's Stomper toys" - I don't have any Stomper toys but isn't he cute?
"halloween costumes for dachshunds" & "halloween in Decatur,Georgia for dachshunds" - No dog costumes here. As for halloween parties for dogs, I have no clue.
""I've seen the lights go out on Broadway"" - "I've seen the Empire State lay low." The song is "Miami 2017" by Billy Joel.
"fraternity game "cookies and cream"" - I don't want to know.
"An essay on Why is ice skating fun?" - Ice skating is fun if you know how to ice skate. If you don't, well you end up looking like an idiot. Case in point? Me.
"gossip "tybee island"" - Sorry, I don't keep up with the gossip out there.
"how can i contact rich people who are willing to lend their personal money." - If I knew the answer, don't you think I would have done that by now?
"Meeting Ben Savage at Stanford in 2003" - I've never been to California so I didn't do it.
"song lyrics christine's depression" - I don't know any song that relates to those words.
"Grape Halloween Costume" - No costumes stocked here.
"names for female pitbulls" - Will our pit bull fancier please speak up?
"herschel v. jenkins high school warriors" - Go Warriors!
"mature women like doggies" - This is one of those double entendres, isn't it?
"jobs in blackshear/waycross" - I don't live in that part of Georgia.
"if you choke a smurf what color does it turn" - Purple like the evil ones.
"1001 Natchs the ride" - Oh, that's right, the fair is back again in October/November.
"What is a pet interview" - I wonder about the same thing at times.
"what song were played on "June 14"" - I'm seeing a needle in a haystack with this question.
Posted by Shawn at September 10, 2003 7:44 AM in The Thearch.
Happy Tree Friends is a wonderfully cute flash animation series (located here: http://www.happytreefriends.com/ ) about cuddly woodland creatures who have adventures that go terribly wrong. It's probably not for kids who are, say, under 13.
Posted by: sya at September 10, 2003 8:42 AMYes, "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?" is one of the most important questions in the world.
Sya, thanks for the info. 
I haven't been around young kids in a while. The last set of youngers I've been around were my cousin's kids in early 2002. The oldest was in school, the boy was into army and firefighters and the baby watched Veggietales.
wow, do people really do thearches on my comments?!
Colonial Apartments is in Golden Valley,MN--where I used to live. Great place.
As for names for female pitbulls, there's no such source but I go to Petfinder all the time and a LOT of pitbulls are named Molly, Sunshine, Angel, Abby or Lucy. I'm not sure why.
Everyone who knows me knows I'm naming mine Faith.
Posted by: misbah kyrene at September 10, 2003 4:04 PMI'll answer the shaving question - I shave my armpits daily. I sweat less that way.
Posted by: Chewie at September 10, 2003 6:46 PMMisbah's male dog will be Boscoe. 
You just post things that are interesting.
As for my armpits, I try to do them every time I shower.
Posted by: Shawn at September 10, 2003 8:13 PMi forgot about the "Meeting Ben Savage at Stanford" thearch. That was me...i mean, i met him or rather stood in line behind his arrogant ass. That was two years ago though.
...i didn't think my comments were any more interesting than anyone else's yet i often see my comments being thearched!
and yes, i'm naming my male dog Bosco! i'm so excited to have dogs in my life. i just realized that it's a great way to avoid eating out. how often will i be able to find someone to dogsit for a pit and a rottie?! guess i'll have to dine in with my baby kids! (Future dates aren't going to be thrilled with that. "Do the dogs have to go everywhere? Must you feel so guilty leaving them? Will it be me or the dogs and the rabbits?" (i think we know the answer to that! Faith and Bosco come first...and my Nicky and my Annie).
Unless of course i find an attractive, funny, romantic and caring cop(in another precinct of course, not in the one i'll be working in!) to fall in love with me who happens to not only love--and i mean LOVE--dogs but is a bona fide "bully lover" (and rabbit lover and rottie lover!)
--i'll just as soon win the lottery
Posted by: misbah kyrene at September 11, 2003 12:12 AM
Misbah, I think your posts include something that interesting, like the apartments and Ben Savage. And yes, their is probably a cop out their that is a "bully" lover.
