I don't have a witty opening to this week's Thearch. Just the Thearch:
"pads or tampons?" - That's not a debate the community here has discussed, yet."kung fu Macon Georgia" - Sorry, not from Macon. Did you try an online yellow pages yet?
"rudolph ornaments rite aid" - I don't think we have a Rite Aid here in Savannah. If we do, I haven't seen it.
"dressy inexpensive shoes" - Try Payless Shoes.
"University "Toilet Overflow"" -
I don't see how the two are related.
"weird gross bra that fell out of my ceiling" - Here's a link to a mirror copy of the auction when the highest bid was $2.25.
""hell with georgia" popup" - No popups here to flash that Tech saying around.
"I just want you to know I have a major crush on you" - Nah, you don't. You're just teasing me.
"spooney love phone calls" -
"peninsula fountain grill" - Never heard of it so I can't review the place.
"wallpapers of american pitbulls" - Look! A fancier of pitbulls.
"10 ways to make a guy fall in love with you" - I don't even know one way to make a guy be interested in me.
"Runway train soul Asylum" - I need to find one of those early '90's compliation CDs with that song on it.
"the most common female names in 1979" - I don't know what they were but I doubt mine was included. Well, of course it wasn't included. I wasn't born in 1979.
"comments on public display of affection" - I think the community here can give you comments on PDAs. My views are: I don't mind pecks on the lips and cheeks and a gentle hug but please don't play tongue hockey or find the hidden salami in front of me. Keep that stuff private.
""grumpy bear" wallpaper" - I don't have any but that would be cute.
"pancakes vs. waffles" - I'm not a fan or either one of them.
"mayor of savannah's email address" - Did you look over the City of Savannah's website? I know I don't have it.
"songs about rainbows" - There are plenty of them. Speaking of rainbows, I saw one on my way home yesterday. I wish I had a digital camera to take a picture of it.
"itching skin around tammy middle" -Tamm, are there things you are doing and not telling us about?
"i love you and you love me song lyric" - No! No! NO! No purple dinosaur here. Carry on. You didn't see this.
Posted by Shawn at September 3, 2003 10:51 AM in The Thearch.
I think there is a Rite-Aid near Toys-R-Us or nearby there.
I am sure there are many a guy interested in you.
At least you don't get 20 hits a day from searches for Asia Carrera.
Posted by: Yog Sothoth at September 3, 2003 11:44 AM
um, uh... ya found me out... I'm taking testosterone shots so I can have an operation...
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... and if ya believe that, I've got some swamp land next to my motherinlaw's in Arizona to sell ya.
*MWAH*
Posted by: Tammtamm at September 3, 2003 11:45 AMThe pharmacy next door to Toys-R-Us closed about a year or so ago. It wasn't Rite Aid, that's for sure. That building is now Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
I had about 20 hits this weekend about that bra.
Posted by: Shawn at September 3, 2003 11:47 AMShe speaks! 
It seems we were posting at the same time.
"find the hidden salami" hahaha!!
and you know the person looking up the spooney love phone calls was nicki.
the Peninsula Fountain Grill aka "Peninsula Creamery" aka "the Creamery" is here in Palo Alto, only now it's called the Palo Alto Creamery.
and i see someone else loves pitbulls! 
pits=
About the Kung Fu in Macon thing, I do know that my fencing coach teaches Kung Fu after practice for fun. Just sign up for fencing class at the WR Recreation Dept. on Tuesdays and Thursdays and you get a free Kung Fu lesson after every practice!
-L.
Posted by: Laura at September 3, 2003 2:28 PMThanks Laura. I figured you could answer the Macon question, being the Macon expert here.
And Misbah, I figured that restaurant is something you mentioned. 
I threw in the pitbull reference for you.
And S, if it doesn't look like they're playing "find the hidden salami," then what are they playing? I just can't stand to see groping. As for Nicki, she hasn't paid much attention to Spooney since he was traded from the Braves. 
