Does anyone have a clue what "Poodle predictor 1.0" is? I found it as a client in my server log.
"Making Layouts in PSP 7" - After making your image, go to File> Export> Image Slicer."Ft. Bragg newspaper" - Its name when I lived there was The Paraglide. I was featured in it a few times.
"I keep dreaming my teeth are falling out" - I get those too. I heard that type of dream means you are worried about money.
"huggabunch" - One of the '80's toys I did not have. I did love the TV special that aired. I need to find the video tape my parents had it on.
"Beverly Hills 90210 Halloween Costumes" - If you are in your 30's, just dress like an early '90's teenage and you are perfect!
"care bears ringtone" - I could use one to go with the Care Bear phone cover I have.
"halloween costume traffic cone" - That would be an interesting costume.
""tube top" ballpark" - I would NEVER wear one to a ballpark.
"dachshunds menstrual cycle" -
"Sheet sets for under $20.00" - Try Wal-Mart, Target, or K-Mart. Just so you know, the bigger the bed, the bigger the price.
"mennonites suck" - That's a mean think to say. Just because you don't agree with a certain religion, doesn't mean you should say they suck.
"I want to be an animal cop in Minnesota" - Ask Misbah.
"how old was shania twain when she got her ears pierced" - While I like her music, I wouldn't even think of trying to find out when she got her ears pierced.
"The Bedford Reader seventh edition answers" - Are you a student looking for a free ride? If so, you aren't going to get it here.
"cat declawing required apartment" - If you look at an apartment requiring that, don't do it! No apartment is worth the pain of declawing a kitty will undergo.
"WBBQ" - I wrote about this Augusta, GA radio station for the Monday Mission 3.32. I remember this being THE Augusta radio station in the 1980's. I even had the Q Card that everyone had to had. I loved my Q Card. I don't know what happened to WBBQ now but from reading it's low in the rating in Augusta, I'm sick about it.
"contact lists I'm on" - I wish there was a way to find out. There are many contact lists I wish I could get my messenger names off of!
"st. marks apartments staten island" - I wasn't the one looking for them.
"signs to let you know that he is gay" - A comment from a reader on this subject.
"army orthodontist" - I had one in North Carolina.
"nancy's pizza decatur georgia" - Never been. Any good?
"bunnycamp" - Ask Misbah.
"is size 12 mean I'm fat" - No and if anyone tells you that, they have a problem and I'd like to smack them upside the head. It's people that think 12 is fat are the ones out to destroy the psyche of women.
"craig counsell number one fan" - I'm guaranteeing one thing. I am not his biggest fan.
"i need facts on the sc coast" - Have you tried the official South Carolina website?
"savannah target store" - I doubt we are EVER going to get one.
""your body is a wonderland" meaning of the song" - If you can't understand what John is implying in this song, then maybe you don't need to be listening to this song.
"met this girl at pleasure island disney" - Sorry, it sure wasn't me.
Posted by Shawn at August 27, 2003 11:04 AM in The Thearch.
hey hey hey! lookie there. thearches are directed to me two times today! *lol*
the person asking about being an animal cop in MN-- you have to have a B.S. in Animal Sciences("Zoology") and have at least 2 years of experience working in an animal shelter(not just clerical work). On top of that, you must take some law enforcement courses. For more information ask "Ken"( I think that was his name) at Animal Humane Services in Golden Valley.
the person inquiring about "bunnycamp"-- well that's actually a boarding service provided by the House Rabbit Society headquarters out in Richmond,CA. That's where Nick and Annie(my rabbits) go when I have to be out of state. They like it. They come back home and tell me stories of all the bunny friends they made at bunny camp. What, you don't believe me?
Shawn--"Poodle predictor 1.0" determines how poodle-ish one's perm turns out to be!
kidding. I don't know!
Size 12 is actually supposed to be the typical size for the average American woman. Which reminds me of an NPR piece where they debunked the myth that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12. She's actually, much, much smaller. But that said, I'm actually quite amazed at really thin people. I mean, how on earth do they manage to get around? It's just skin and bone and no muscle...
Posted by: sya at August 27, 2003 9:03 PMYes, Misbah, your comments have been of interest in search engines. 
And Sya, my friend Betsy and I would kid that when it came to be stranded on an island, we would outlast the skinny girls.
If you're skinny, you're skinny. You've lucked out in the gene pool sweepstakes. Unfortunately, not everyone can be skinny, no matter how hard the try. Those that aren't so lucky are then, for the most part, forced to feel guilty and bad because they didn't luck out to be skinny. Not all skinny girls complain about their weight but those that are 100 pounds and saying things like "This meal is going to make me fat" really tick me off. They make me feel bad at times. Think what those comments do to those that can't shake them off.
Weight is one topic that will never end or such. I'll end this comment saying I could probaby stand to loose a few pounds, yet at the same time, I like my curvy hips.
Posted by: Shawn at August 27, 2003 9:21 PMActually, I'd say the skinny girls lucked out on the cultural sweepsticks. Historically, they weren't considered as attractive (skinny=less food=less money=probably less likely to bear children). It's only recently that the media has gotten a hold of that particular image and burned it into the public psyche that this is the ideal for beauty.
Posted by: sya at August 28, 2003 9:55 AM
I do try keep the past image of being "hot" in mind, but it's so hard for others to remember that at one time in our culture, I would be deemed a "hot babe."
I'd love to see the time in the future when society looks back and wonder what exactly is the appeal in the waif look.
Posted by: Shawn at August 28, 2003 10:16 AMcorrection to my "Animal Sciences" comment...it's animal *behavioral* sciences, not zoology. whoops.
Shawn, I'm sure even now you would be deemed a "hot babe". It just depends on who likes what features, y'know? And for all the societal pressure and the branding of "skinny" images in the psyche, I know most guys really are NOT into the *waifish* look at all. I just asked my brother and he replied,
"You mean like between Kate Moss and Salma Hayek? Salma Hayek a million times!!" (and he subscribes to Maxim and all those other mags that feature half naked skinny ass chicks on the cover). All my guy friends have said the same thing over the years.


