Weird queries never stop. They just fade away, only to come back later.
"weird owl concerts" - Never been to a Weird Owl concert. However, I have seen Weird Al."how to microwave popcorn" - Watch it so it won't burn. Let the microwave run until the popping has a 2-3 second delay in pop sounds. Take it out ASAP so it won't burn.
"bellsouth payment centers" - In Savannah, we have two. One is downtown in a loan office and the other is not far from the mall in a mattress shop. However, Bellsouth has two building in town that if they would put their resources to it, they could place payment centers in there.
This topic angers me.
"how to find the cost of living in palo alto ca" - I don't know it because I don't live there.
"christy romano's nice butt" - The only nice butts I care about are guy butts and even then I'm not going to state it on my blog because it will probably come back to bite me in my butt.
"make bruises heal faster" - I've heard ice is good for bruises.
"girls gone wild savannah 2003" - Hey, Goose Creek, SC'er, I think if you couldn't find this query on mt/archives/1791.php the first time, it wasn't going to be found at mt/archives/1791.php all.
"Kathy Brier" - She's great on One Life To Live
and I hope they don't make her character obsessive over not being good enough for anyone. Bad enough that happens in real life without some dumb soap telling people is perfectly acceptable to obsess about not being "perfect."
"ocd in dachshunds" - I have never heard of OCD in dachshunds.
"Pat Burrell naked" - OK, I'm sure we all have a list of celebrities we wouldn't mind seeing naked. However, Pat Burrell isn't on my list.
"trendy last names" - My last name will never be.
"ROOF OF MOUTH ITCHES" - That is one of the most irritating feelings ever! I can't scratch the roof of my mouth with my tongue because that only tickles and I hate being tickled.
"can you bring food into Turner Field at Braves games" - Check the Atlanta Braves site for Turner Field info.
Posted by Shawn at July 23, 2003 10:04 AM in The Thearch.
whoever "thearched" the thing about bruises healing faster...tell 'em to use a topical ointment with an arnica solution in it. Arnica montana is a plant with healing strength that really DOES work wonders. I had a huge bruise on my left thigh. Rubbed a little of that on every day and it was gone in two days!
and I saw Palo Alto mentioned! The cost of living is very high over here. Ridiculously high!
Posted by: misbah kyrene at July 23, 2003 1:02 PMMisbah, I can't find out who does these searches. However, next time Google scans my site, they could mark this page as a reference. 
I knew you would enjoy that one, Tamm. 
OCD in dachsunds? ok.....
And does someone seriously want to know how to microwave popcorn? I didn't think it was that difficult.
Stacey, at my old job, there was one co-worker that loved popcorn. The only problem was, she would ALWAYS burn it. So yes, there are people that don't know how to cook it! 
