Remember, this is a week's plus worth of Thearching. 
"hot racks-postcards" - Do you mean M@x Racks maybe? I haven't heard of a Hot Racks, just M@x Racks."xanga problem" & "cannot access xanga" - On July 1st, Xanga had a DOS attack. That could be why some people are searching for this answer. However, I, personally, don't like Xanga. One friend has a Premium account and can't use the Blogrolling service on it. To me, that's not being able to use a service she's paid for that claims to allow her to be able to make her own skins and tweaks to her Xanga site.
""Toilet Overflow" 2003 News"
"layouts from migente" - Um, no. The same goes for layouts for Geocities that I get all the time.
"all the different kinds of wrap sandwiches" - Probably too many to mention!
"modesto female blog" - Yes, I'm a female with a blog but I'm not from Modesto, CA.
"wild orchid stuttering cd-single" - I got the CD single in summer 2001 at Disc Jockey (Now FYE in Savannah) for $1.99. In fact, both Nicki and myself have a copy of the single.
""olive garden" sperm urban legend" - I haven't heard it and I don't want to hear it!
"active player most games no world series" - I don't know that answer at the moment.
"Can i see some pitchers of Nsync" - I didn't know JC could throw a 93 MPH curve ball!
"dental hygine school in california state" - Am I just going to have to move to California to answer all these California questions? Sorry, I don't know of any dental hygiene schools in California.
"yahoo gynological exams photos" - You mean Yahoo has gynological exams photos!
That's just sick.
"mark derosa's fan site" - You can say I'm a fan of Mark DeRosa but I don't have a website devoted to him. I haven't even searched for any. My sister did find one site that was devoted to both Marcus Giles and Mark DeRosa.
"funny dance moves the popcorn" - I have never heard of The Popcorn. How do you do it?
"commenting on jc chasez" - He's a looker according to many of regular visitors here at shawnallison.com.
"will wrapping your chin remove a double chin" - I don't know.
If you can, let me know.
"juliette gordon low blog" - Is there a blog out there blogging from the perspective of Juliette Gordon Low?
"sedalia missouri chat room" - Can't help you there. I don't really chat anymore online and I'm not from Sedalia.
"Listen to "I'm a Barbie Girl"" - Look on eBay for a copy of the single.
"picture dyan cannon's hair" - I don't have a picture of her hair but it she is beautiful.
"an essay about how i learned to drive" - I haven't been forced to write that, yet.
"Belk closing Savannah Mall" - It's closed and we're just waiting for Target to build at that space any day now. If they ever annouce it.
"testical donations" - This is one of those "Don't Ask Don't Tell" things, isn't it?
"celebrities who have had gallbladder surgery" - Haven't I answered this one before. I don't know of any that have.
"richard marx fayetteville nc" - Had he EVER performed there in 1992 and 1993, I would have been there at that show. I bet you have a better chance of listening to Richard on the radio in Fayetteville than here in Savannah.
"what is jay underwood doing today?" - Last I saw of him, he was doing a car commercial.
"towns near tuscumbia, AL" - Sheffield, Florence, and Muscle Shoals, AL. They are the closest and make one big metropolis on the Tennessee River in northwest AL.
"rice and potatoes movie" - Sorry, I don't know of any movie like that.
"is jeremy giambi married" - I don't know nor is that one of those must know questions in life I'm wanting answered.
"snowskiing poems" - I've never been snowskiing. Doesn't skiiing look like it's mispelled but it isn't. Odd word.
"barefoot or soft slippers" - I like going barefoot myself.
"Translate the phrase "such is life" to french" "Telle est la vie." Or so says Babel Fish.
Posted by Shawn at July 16, 2003 9:46 AM in The Thearch.
I believe the correct French saying for "such is life" is "C'est la vie." Babel Fish tends to translate things too literally.
Posted by: sya at July 16, 2003 1:02 PMYou're probably right. I haven't taken French since 1995.
Speaking of Babel Fish, have you seen the site http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/ -Lost In Translation. 
PEEK-A-BOO!!! Hehehe Just popping in to say howdy!! Some of those thearch things are so weird... What are these people thinking some times!?
Hehe. I love that site. I typed in "My name is Stacey and I love dogs" and ended up with "my name is dogs of amors of and the Stacey".
Lucky S - you he esteem the place of the total. I wait for, this ignition, that you who he you laugh. I cannot be remembered, where I nevertheless observed that foot-year-last allegro of the age for him.
Equal for him, Stacey. It is allegro.
And Trish, if he is lucky, to examine it! The famous Travis goes?
(Original English Translation: S - glad you enjoyed the site. I hope that's what you are laughing about. I can't remember where I found that link last year but it was funny.
Same for you, Stacey. That's funny.
And Trish, so glad to see you again! How's Travis?)
Posted by: Shawn at July 17, 2003 4:45 PMGlad you cleared that up cause I was REALLY confused when I read that in the email. I was like.. Huh? Shawn on drugs? Bad Shawn... Hehehe
Travis is good. He's at work now though so I all by myself.. Aside from the kid of course lol. We're having a good time together 
