I found "blogtrack.com useragent/2.4" in my log this week. Anyone have a clue as to what it is? I went to the site but it didn't tell you what the site is for. I think it's like Blogrolling.com but I'm not sure.

Ok, since this is 14^th Thearch, I thought I would refresh everyone's memory on what this is about. Each week, I take interesting and/or popular search engine queries my site has had during the week and showcase them. I answer them, I elaborate on them, and I belittle them. The queries determine what I say.

"nypd pizza" - I ate at the Orlando downtown location in 2002. I enjoyed the garlic rolls.

"how to treat a sunburned scalp" - I'm not sure. I could have used the information earlier this year.

"I'm sticking with the pig" - I still see those bumper stickers to this day.

"jordan smells like crap" - I'm sure you just happen to smell like roses yourself, bud. Get a grip and get out of your mud hole.

"From what song did the music in M.C. Hammer's 1990 hit "U Can't Touch This" originate" - Rick James's "Superfreak."

"tranquilty ice rink" - I wouldn't be surprised if there is an ice rink somewhere by that name but I've never of heard of it nor been to it.

"Tino Martinez theme song" - I don't know. Try his profile at the St. Louis Cardinals website.

"Where can I get a picture of the American Gladiator " Sky" From the show" - I don't know. Did you try eBay?

"a hot dog is singing" - "A hot dog is singing. You need quiet while a hot dog is singing?!?" That is my favorite quote from You've Got Mail.

"want to be wanted" - Don't we all?

"orsa rule baseball" - You've got me. I have no clue.

"why am i immature for my age" - I don't know why you are immature for your age but I know why I am. Let me enjoy a some fun for a while.

"emu vs ostrich picture" - Sorry, I'm not a bird lover. However, aren't ostriches larger?

"swift heart rabbit" - My favorite Care Bear Cousin.

"midnight madness hbo 1984" - You are talking about the movie, right? I don't doubt it aired on HBO in 1984. That's probably how my sister I and watched it originally. It's on DVD, by the way.

"Man Not Included" - I've gotten many queries for the phrase this week and I have no clue what it is all about.

"Ross's monkey on Friends" - This monkey also played the original Anaheim Angels Rally Monkey after it became a hit that one fateful day in 2000.

"dirigibles over Buffalo" - I have never been to Buffalo. Maybe one day.

"mymelody winamp skins" - I had one I made two years ago but I lost it when my computer needed to be reformatted.

"operating system not found on" - I had the same problem back in 2001 which lead to me reformatting my computer trying to fix this error. My problem was a BIOS error and I had to go into my BIOS at start up and fix the error. I can't recall what exactly I did when I fixed it. I'm sure it will come back if my computer ever does that again. Wish I could help you more.

"I swear I left her by the river" - What's with the "Hazard" love at the moment?

"bathroom on the train" - Never again for me!

"when was the Euge Groove "Rush Street" tour?" - Did he have a "Rush Street" tour, too? I know Richard Marx did and he played the sax for that tour. Richard's tour in 1992.

"Inside Carowinds" - I haven't been in the park in 10 years. I would have no clue what it looks like now.

"hyatt collaspe" - This is an interesting engineering flaw that I've read about and watched a show about on TV. Your best source for information: The Kansas City Star's 20 Years Later section on it.

"i'm a little piss pot" - I never thought anyone would do a search query on that!

"piggly wiggly stuffed pig" - I think the Greenbax store must have them.

"bang head on table smilie" - I don't have one like that but I have one in which a smilie is banging its head on a brick wall. See?

"headless squirrel" - Now why did you have to go and remind me of it!

"how to write letter to someone who has made a positive impact on your life?" - Speak from your heart.

Posted by Shawn at July 2, 2003 11:42 AM in The Thearch.