The obession some men have over Mark DeRosa is really sad. Yes, another posting board is obsessed with that photo. 
Now the thearch:
"need money to move and start a new career" - So do I!"Could the plane crash of Aaliyah been avoided" - My opinion? Yes.
"Richard Marx Rare Songs" - He has a boat load of them. Try this thread at his board for more information.
"Because I Love You by richard marx" - Richard did not perform this song.
"Z102.1 Radio Station%2C Savannah" WZAT.com is Z102's website but they haven't updated in forever.
"amber alert joke picture" & "cartoon bloody sites(funny) example happy tree friends" -
Not funny, dudes. Not funny at all.
"www.shawnallison.com" - Get a Blogroll and Blogroll Me .
"trusting friends with secret crushes" - When you spill the beans, make sure it's a good person and not someone that would run and tell in a heartbeat. My advice, never spill the beans in 6th grade.
"i'm sick of being single" - Join the club.
"how to microwave popcorn" - Number one rule - don't let it burn! Watch the microwave until the popcorn pops with a 2-3 second delay in pop sound. That's the cue to take it out.
"Salsa classes in Valdosta" - I don't live in Valdosta so I can't help you in the dancing instruction department.
"my crush don't like me" - I guess the art of the English language isn't taught in school any more! It's "My crush DOESN'T like me."
"Sanrio My Melody Stuffed Animal" - My Melody is hard to come across these day.
I do have a stuffed My Melody toy that was a bathtub toy in '80's.
"can a catholic marry a baptist" - Here's my take on it. Marry who you love, no matter what type of Christianity you believe in. In the end, God just wants you to be happy. The Church (the Catholic Church) likes it if you marry a Catholic and they want the non-Catholic to convert in Catholicism. You both have to be Catholic to be married in the Church. I think Protestant faiths are not so picky that you must be of their faith to marry in your church. Of course, I wouldn't know. I'm not married. This is just all the stuff I can remember from Catholic school and CCD.
"chipmunks board game" - Someone else remembers the game!
"I love my diamondbacks" - That's cool. I
my Atlanta Braves.
"BLACK TOLIET GIRLS" - Nice to know taxpayers are paying for income of the General Services Administration employee that entered this search query.
"female reporter on msnbc" - There are plenty of female reporters on MSNBC.
"ferris wheel schematics" -
I'm not an engineer, yet.
"H.V. Jenkins High School Savannah" - My high school alma mater.
"affirmation skit" - "I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me."
"yo yo maneuver example picture figure" - The only way I can play with a Yo-Yo is how to bring it up the string and down the string.
"snuggle porcupine picture" - I wish I had one. It would be a great wallpaper.
"turn your closet into a theater" - Your house must be HUGE to be able to do that!
"concerts in pooler georgia" - The only concert I can recall Pooler EVER having while leaving here is Aaron Carter at the Super Wal-Mart.
"words of "Hold on to the nights" Richard Marx" - Here they are.
Posted by Shawn at May 14, 2003 10:30 AM in The Thearch.
I am so glad you are keeping the Thearch alive. Every week (no joke) I intend to do one too, but always fail.
I've often wondered if we don't just wind up perpetuating the oddball searches when we continue to post the terms in the blog to be indexed again! The Circle of Life, erm, of Google.
Posted by: Promo at May 19, 2003 10:22 AMHopefuly, if Google indexes these queries again, my comments can lead people on the right path. Well, maybe not the Aaron Carter crazies.
