I have come to a conclusion in doing this exercise. There are a bunch of
sickos and perverts out there. Remember, these are true search queries.
"were can i find picture's of hot guy's" - Look at Yahoo!'s news photo section. You're bound to find a hot guy in a shot."god bless the u.s.a nd american idol"" - I DO NOT HAVE IT! I like the song but not American Idol. Who searched for this query? Someone in the NBC News organization.
They aren't the only one.
"movie quote I'm sorry work was murder I picked up a fruit cake." - Anyone want to take a shot at this?
"accidently hit a dog" - Did you? Are you feeling guilty about it?
"i hate the atlanta braves" - Then never come back to my site! I
the Atlanta Braves.
"espn commercials rally monkey" - Isn't it a good one. There should be site with nothing but SportsCenter ads!
"secret yahoo messenger smilies" - Bookmark It!
"nkotb toolbars" - Sorry, I haven't been into the New Kids since 1991.
"mini gastric bypass in atlanta" & "Mini gastric bypass alabama"-
Sorry, I know nothing of how to get that surgery in the two states.
"Engineering Diasters" - I enjoy watching shows about them! Whenever I see one on TLC, I must watch them.
"2001 atlanta braves first baseman" - The Braves' first basemen in 2001 were Rico Brogna, Wes Helms, Ken Caminiti, and Julio Franco.
"pikachu decal car" - The only Pikachu decal on my car would be this Pikachu.
"POEMS ABOUT I CUT MYSELF LAST NIGHT" - I don't have poems about that but PLEASE get some help. Sounds as if you are suffering from depression. Depression isn't an evil thing as some people play it out to be. However, it can and does rob people of precious time.
As for cutting yourself, I've felt that way. I've only used a butter knife when I was younger. It hurts like hell, later. Don't cut yourself. Please get help if you suffer from a cutting disorder. The saddest thing about this all is that for many people, mental help isn't really available. Sad, isn't it?
"ways to get a guy to notice you in the 6th grade" - My way, besides sitting next to him? Winning the school's Geography Bee.
He noticed but it didn't really work.
\n \n"Saturday Night Live: Derek Jeter DVD" - You'd have better luck recording it off Comedy Central. I don't think it's on DVD.
"essay on what is on your mind as you drive to school and as you sit in class" - I don't know about you, but I know what I can add to it.
"Braves fight Padres August 12, 1984 video" - I don't know where you can get footage. I wouldn't be surprised if ESPN Classic aired it once in a blue moon, However, Comcast doesn't carry that station here in Savannah. I know Comcast carries it in Nashville.
I saw the fight, only once on TV, when what ever I was watching was discussing brawls.
"Where to Eat Thanksgiving Dinner in Savannah Georgia" - I'm not sure. We usually eat right at home or we've gone to Chattanooga for Thanksgiving.
"baby what you want me to do richard marx" - Great performance in concert. Even better when he does it impromptu.
"Celine Dion Expos husband buy" - I think baseball fans in Montréal that love their team and want them to stay might like that. However, I think this is only a rumor. I've sure never hear of it.
"justin timberlake wape and interview" The only WAPE interview I heard was the BBMak interview from the 2001 *NSYNC show. And even then, I didn't get to hear all of it due to the screaming girls next to me.
"tallahassee target store address" - I have never been to Tallahassee. I don't know IF there is a Target there.
"backstreet boys black and blue tracklist the call shape of my heart" - Don't ask me. Look on Amazon or the Backstreet Boys' site.
"united nations essay" - Are these teachers looking to see if their students are plagiarizing or are these kids looking for a quick way to cheat on their homework? Are these kids that just don't know how to write an essay? Whatever it is, it's a damn sad shame, that's for sure. Why can't people ever do their own damn work?
"where there are only one set of footsteps i was carrying you" - I need to find my "Footsteps" keychain and place it back on my keys. Text Of "Footsteps".
"days in avalon richard marx download mp3" - No free rides here. Buy the CD.
"Mandy Moore's song I'll always remember" - The song is "Cry."
"ashleigh banfield wallpapers" - Definately not here!
"how did cecil jacobson get caught" - Did you watch the Lifetime movie Monday night about this vain pervert, too?
"Dutch Island Savannah" - Sorry, I don't live out there. Maybe if I ever married a millionaire, I would, but not now.
"Which States Are Hit The Most By Tornados" - You'd have better luck looking asking Weather.com
"mets are pond scum" - Let me guess - Yankees fan?
"st ives apricot scrub blemish control" - Works better on my feet than my face.
"taffy sinclair" - I loved the Taffy Sinclair and The Fabulous Five series of books when I was in 5th, 6th, and 7th grades. I think the books are out of print.
"baskin robbins az free scoop" - Free Scoop Night this year is tonight.
"The Kim Commando Show" - My father tells me I need to listen to that show.
Posted by Shawn at April 30, 2003 12:02 AM in The Thearch.
Don't worry, I haven't posted the nasty queries. Just the weird ones.
Posted by: Shawn at April 30, 2003 8:21 PM


