Remember, these are true search queries. I don't have the imagination to invent these things. Also, the DeRosa butt lovers are back. To the Aaron Carter fans, you will no longer find him at this site. And the person looking for the Cecil Jacobson, you can stop now. I don't have it.

"sucide wallpaper," "Jordan Knight wallpapers," & "sarah ferguson wallpapers" - I have no wallpapers. I took my custom papers down. And for the "Sucide" one, if it's suicide you are talking about, I don't think looking for a wallpaper that will talk you out of is a bad wallpaper. But if it's one of someone committing suicide, that's just sick. As for Fergie, didn't you try Weight Watchers' website? Tamm, any clue on Jordan?

"free collaspe game" - Yahoo! has a free version you can play. However, it won't work on Macs and Unix.

"savannah globe DeRenne" - If I ever get a digital camera, I would love to take a picture of this object.

"midwest pollen count" - Try Weather.com

"abandon homes for pitbulls" - Misbah would be ShawnAllison.com's Pitbull expert.

"MEMS Relay for life" - Is that like the ACS's Relay For Life? If you are doing it, good luck! I did our local one in 1996. The only regret I have about it was being burned to a crisp. In the end, I got my father to baby me for a weekend. He didn't have to move, he would get an object for me.

"DAISY GIRL SCOUTS PEDALS" - Pedals or Petals? And Daisies have patches now? When I was a Daisy, the tunics were on backorder! And we didn't sell cookies. We just handed out free samples of cookies to mall patrons to alert people of the new Daisy branch of Girl Scouts and to hook people onto Thin Mints.

"michael jackson molestion charges" - Try The Smoking Gun.com

"soulmate blogger" - Maybe they are out there.

"How can say to girl that I want to meet you" - "I want to meet you. Is that ok?"

"Snuggle Puffs" - Sounds like this should be a kids' cereal.

"Picture of Cocoa Puffs cereal" - Not here. However, I now want some.

"blogger bad credit" - Bloggers have credit now? (And I don't mean in the real world!)

"cat story getting into trouble" - "Essay #1-1984," the essay you found, isn't so much about a cat in trouble but a 5/6-year-old girl getting into trouble over a cat.

"International Paper gay savannah" - If…you…say…so…

"My best friend is in love and I'm not and I can't stand it" - Hey, it will happen one day. That's what I tell myself.

"rate my threesome pics" & "my site see me in a threesome"- Um…no thank you.

"oh to be a kid again" - Don't we all wish for this?

"jamal mayers sex" - Oooooooooooooooooook, yeah, I just love having sex scenes on my site! NOT!

"my buck teeth" - Yes, I had them. But what would I know about yours?

"ugly ducking cars atlanta" - I'm sure there's plenty in the ATL.

"junior spivey song" - Maybe the people at the message board for the Arizona Diamondbacks can help you.

"hv-jenkins face" - I attended that school and I don't know what the man looks like!

"nicki nova quick time movies" - …um……no.

"i meet elvis in heaven" - If you believe it, just maybe.

"songs from the movie while you were sleeping" & "while you were sleeping quotes" - Try Amazon.com for the soundtrack and Internet Movie Database for quotes.

"NY Yankees PSP Tubes" - Never at this site!

"caught in the middle nsync" - Trish is now dreaming of JC on one side of her and Chris on the other.

"Girl Scout Father Daughter Dance Themes" - What was ours for the only one I attended? Daisies dancing to a Care Bear record.

"atari pitfall hoax" - Never heard of one.

"what to wear under your graduation robes" - I was told to wear something nice.

"lil romeo Quacks" - I bet he quacks when doing that duck song at baseball games.

"Alieen quinn" - Nice girl. I met her when I was 12.

"cvs cadbury mini eggs" - I don't know how much CVS is selling them for but they are good.

"aaron carter nude" - He's still a baby! Either you are some horny teenager or some sick adult!

"Adam Bernero mail address" - If you are talking about the starting pitcher for the Detroit Tigers, try mailing him at the address for the Tigers.

"johnny mercer theater savannah, GA" - Try the city's page on the place.

"grand opera house macon" - I think Mercer University runs the place.

"anastasia soundtrack lara fabian" - Lara Fabian is not on the animated Anastasia soundtrack.

"ashanti pics from maxim" - I don't like that magazine and I don't like her. And Stasha's nickname for her comes to mind.

"loser postcards" - Wouldn't that be a self snapshot for you? Sorry, that was mean of me. However, why loser postcards? Why not winners?

"almonds and memory" - So? What about them?

"Finola Hughes ICQ skins" - Excuse me while I gag. I just don't like that woman.

"nsync no strings attached track list european" - Same as the American tracks except two bonus tracks of "I'll Never Stop" and "If I'm Not The One."

"Pocket Rockers" - One toy I never had as a child.

"showing off your tattoo" - Laura would be ShawnAllison.com's tattoo expert.

"math 101 at savannah tech" - Try the Savannah Tech website.

"getting pregnant after 40" - I'm 24 and single. No pregancy here. Try the BabyCenter.com

"judging amy jared died" - Yes, Judging Amy did kill "Jared" off tonight.

Posted by Shawn at April 16, 2003 12:17 AM in The Thearch.