I think I enjoy this little item. 
Since I currently don't have a Wednesday meme, I'll do it on Wednesdays now. 
I hope you enjoy this.
"fake high school diploma" - If you are looking for one, odds are you are a sneaky person. I hope you get caught. Wait - some one, probaby the SAME person, came to my site again looking for this SAME query again!"continuous interest compounding" - The continuous interest compounding formula is A Pert, where P in the amount you originally invested, r is the interest, and t is the amount of time the money has been investing. e is a constant number.
"savannah, ga concerts" - Ha! Go to Atlanta, Jacksonville, or Orlando for most shows.
"hellokitty winamp skin" - Oh, that's sounds cool!
"Rey Sanchez" - My sister's favorite ex-Brave that still plays.
"what percent of the world will never make a phone call" - Do I look like an almanac?
"sex catra wallpapers" & "wallpapers naked cuts" - Both of you are sick!
"snuggle porcupine" - There's a new ad featuring that cuddly soft porcupine!
"how to know you are no longer in love" - You quit thinking about that person. They are no longer the world.
"spider solitare crack" - Pay for the damn game. That or learn to play the game. Don't cheat either way.
"pink panther costume" - Do you know how hard it was for us to find one?
"old hag" - My opinion of my 10th/12th English "teacher."
"cecil jacobson" - All I said about this sick man was "Q1: Whose sperm did Dr. Cecil Jacobson use to artificially inseminate at least 15, and perhaps as many as 75, of his patients? (Anyone remember the SNL skit with John Goodman mocking this story?)" This is the SECOND time some one looked at my site for information about this guy.
"how to make your own skin yahoo messenger" - Go read target="Programs">Yahoo!'s own tutorial on making skins.
"the most beautiful girl in fayetteville, ga" - I don't know. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
"make my own football dream team" - Play fantasy football!
"The River 98.7" - You must be in my local area. Their web site is 987theriver.com.
"Georgia Tech ringtone" & "free jamie o'neal ringtone" - Sorry, I don't have ringtones.
"themes in looking for a rain god" -
"Zito jersey" & "authentic zito jersey" - I'm telling you, I want one for my birthday.
"Barry Zito Interview" - Try the Oakland Tribune or the Oakland A's web sites.
"i was hyperlexic" - I think I said I believed I was.
"buddy icon matchbox 20" - Try a Matchbox20 fan site.
"The Starlight Crystal" - Try Amazon.com.
"nicki am I hot" - Unless you are Abs Breen, I doubt my sister would care.
"school girl crushes" - How many times must I speak of it?
"places to customize baseball cards" - Try eTopps.
"a celine kick" - Ok, I know why I said it, but why are you looking for it?
"essay about celine dion" - Sorry, I don't have one.
"how do I find the perfect girl" - Quit looking. Then, you'll find her when you least expect it.
"how to be the perfect girl" - If you are trying to be the perfect girl for someone, odds are they are no good. They should love you for who you are, not what they want you to be.
"chocolate intersting information" - So, I'm not a person that devotes herself to chocolate facts. I just like to eat it.
"can a person have pain everyday" - Yes.
"Netscape css drop capitals problem" - I'm not a CSS expert so I can't help you. Maybe you can try Scriptygoddess.com.
"dyeing my hair blue" - Sorry, I don't know how to do that, either. I like my nice brown hair.
"naughty pinocchio" -
"hot girls on mechanical bulls" - Ok, the only mention of mechanical bulls on my site was about the 2001 *NSYNC concert I saw in Jacksonville. Nothing about hot girls on them. Maybe a site devoted to Urban Cowboy can help you?
"jack kingston idiot" - If you don't like him, vote him out of office next year. I don't think he's an idiot.
"a picture of old people skin" - Oooooooooooooook!
"kansas city royals blog" - This isn't really a baseball blog. However, I do speak of baseball, but it will usually be about the Atlanta Braves with a little Oakland A's mixed in. However, congrats to the Royals on the 5-0 start!
"all i want in life" - I don't know about you, but I want a college degree, a ticket out of Savannah, a Ford Escape, and a sweet husband with brown hair and beautiful eyes (brown or blue, the color doesn't matter to me).
"love because" - Love because it's what most of us are meant to do and it feels wonderful to love another person. Even if they can't or won't feel it.
"concerts in orlando in may" - Try PollStar.com.
"hellmart" & "postcards hellmart" - What I call the Chatham Plaza Walmart here in town. As for postcards, why would you want a Walmart postcard?
"pat burrell shirtless" - Tamm is more of an expert on this Phillie than I am. However, I think the Philadelphia Phillies website might have a wallpaper with Pat shirtless. (Found three more queries on this!)
"baiul arrest article" - The only Baiul I've ever heard of is Oskana and I bet you'd have to pay for an archive on her arrest.
"aflac trivia question" - Haven't found an archive for them, yet. I know they are on other shows but start of the 4th inning of Braves baseball on TBS.
"Yankees wallpapers" - I am NOT a Yankees fan. Can I like some current and ex-Yankees? Yes. Like the team? NEVER!
"sleep in class know it's coming" - The only class I ever slept in was a boring summer school class one day. Don't worry, it was a fun class. But know what's coming?
"dental hygine formulas (math)" - Sorry, I'm not in my school's Dental Hyginist program.
"i'm tired of being alone so hurry up and get here" - Ah! A line from my favorite John Mayer song, "Love Song For No One".
"gynological exams" - Try iVillage.com.
"how could i hurt you when i love you" - Anyone want to answer this question?
"spider solitare for linux" - All I know about Linux is that it looks like a cool OS but that's all I know about it.
"misty journal idaho" - Betsy lives in Idaho. Misty is one of my cats. They don't go together here.
"Problem Solution Essay" - If you state exactly what your problem is, you might find better results on it.
"tybee island gift shop" - Tybee has many of them.
"Senseless quiz" - Try Quizilla.com
"I need photos of fights at concerts" - Oh really? Unless this is for a news article or a class essay, you need a life.
"Safe-Sex Lies Meghan Daum" - I have it in an essay book from my English 1101 class. I guess I'll need to read it again.
"O-town Valdosta" - Sorry, I didn't go to this passed weekend's show. Or followed their bus to Orlando.
"what does the term going in like a Viking mean" - I never use that term. But I would take it as go in and take it all. Don't be a wimp.
Posted by Shawn at April 9, 2003 3:36 PM in The Thearch.
LMAO People search for the stangest things... And I ain't saying a word about Naughty Pinocchio.... Tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth...
Okay Shawn, I sat here at home last night watching bits and pieces of the Braves/Phillies game and well 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What happened???
Ya know, I thought for sure the Braves would come in and kick butt, but um, last night, they got a serious beatin!
I am hoping that tonight's game is back to a nailbiter like Tuesday night's was. Although, I have to admit it was nice to see both Thome and Burrell hit two homers apiece.
Just had to comment on the "how could I hurt you if I love you" thing. I wouldn't have been able to understand it before I met Shawn. I still don't understand it, but I can see it happening. I guess maybe it has a lot to do with comments like, "I love you more than I ever did but I don't know if I want you to be my girlfriend anymore."
Ah well.
-L.
Posted by: Laura at April 10, 2003 8:34 AMI hope the Pinocchio was an innocent query but in this day and age, the most innocent things are never innocent.
Tammy, see the post above on the Braves.
And Laura, you know what I think. Maybe we should just pick up and go to California!
