Believe it or not, I was bored, made a donkey out of myself, and blew a quiz for §5.3 in class today. But I won't let it eat at me. As long as I get a B out of this math course, I'll be happy. 
Class will be over with by mid-December. Plus, §9.2 isn't all that hard to do.
And now the HumpDay Hump:
Act VI Scene II: *We are getting massages. Ahhhhhh, BLISS! Man do I love being rubbed the right way! *snicker*
Quiet on the set!! Roll tape..... and....ACTION!!
Christy: Oh. My. Gosh. This is the best thing ever. I swear, this is the ultimate way to my everything. I am a sucker for a massage. Rub me and I am melted butter. What is the one thing that brings you to your knees?
You: Like I know?
Christy: Massages are the best except for when you ask for one for like the first time in ages from a significant other *ahem* and all you get is a huge sigh of obligation and a half-hearted, not-really-into-it, rub down, that doesn't feel all that good anyway. Why don't they get smart and use it to their advantage? Would you?
You: Hey, I don't like it when people ask me to stratch their backs at times. I don't really fault them for it but that's just me.
Christy: I tell you what, I used to have this boyfriend that would think nothing of rubbing my back or my feet. It was awesome. We would get on opposite ends of the couch and rub each others feet simultaneously. I loved that. Did you ever have someone that would do your "special thing" for you whenever you asked or without being asked?
You: If I haven't told you a thousand time already, I need someone special first to answer this question. 
Christy: What is your biggest turn on? Took you by surprise there didn't I? *heehee*
You: How are you hounding me like this? (flares arms into the air) I guess the one quality I want most from a guy, besides being nice, charming, and handsome, is I want someone that won't make me feel guilty for having a brain. It seems like smart guys are hard to find.
Christy: MMMMMmmmm! Yeah that IS awesome. What about turn-offs?
You: I don't want a stupid man. Sorry, I don't think I could handle anyone that couldn't understand have my vocabulary I've acquired over the years. I don't want a man that thinks beating me is acceptable. If any man dares slap me, be prepared for war.
Christy: Ewwww. Yeah that will do it everytime. What celebrity would you like to make love to if you could? What actual person in real life, hmmmmmmm? Come on, you can tell me! I promise I won't leak it to anyone! Whisper it in my ear...
You: *blushing* Like I'm going to say a word here? You never know. He might come into this place and "hear" us! I would die then!
Christy: OOOOOOOOOOooooo! *zipping my lips and changing the subject* So, what do you have planned for the weekend? Don't plan that far ahead? Okay, what about for tonight?
You: Doing my §9.2 homework.
Christy: Damn the massage is over. Want to go grab a bite to eat? Where should we go?
You: I've got to go and do my homework! Class is important, you know. 
CUT!!
Posted by Shawn at November 13, 2002 3:30 PM in General, Humpday Hump.
Me: The one thing that brings me to my knees? Well, um, I trip a lot. Yeah, and I haven't really learned to brace my fall with my arms stuck out in front of me so usually I am literally on my knees after a fall.
Me: I won't rub feet. I don't care if it's to my advantage. It's just 
Me: I dunno, really. But I tell YOU what, these questions are the most aptly "humpday" named questions I've come across yet!
Me: Like I'm going to say that here!!!
Me: Easy. Halitosis and "kidney scrapers".
Me: Garet, my former best friend from college. It was no real secret though! I knew it. The whole dorm knew it and most of all, he knew it. I still remember those emails he sent me. They'd made me blush all day and grin like an idiot when I saw him on campus. They weren't raunchy or degrading either. In fact, they were a mix of "I want you right now" passion, playful teasing and tenderness. Those were the coolest emails I'd ever received and it's a wonder I ever got any studying accomplished!! I don't know if I'd actually want to make love to any celebrity in particular. I want to be famous on my own, not for bedding someone famous!
Me: Who knows? I'm spontaneous. Friday's really my only "weekend". Sat and Sunday I train almost all day. Friday is always up in the air until my last preschooler leaves at 6. And since I'm "chummy" with her father, who's to say what will go down that evening?
Me: Anywhere you want that has salad and pasta and baked potatoes and bread, all-you-can-eat. In other words, Fresh Choice. 
Oh boy.. I think this one could get me in a lot of trouble... LMAO!! Ok what the heck.. I'm usually in trouble anyway...
1. Me: BOB... but usually my knees are in the air for that... LMAO!! I could say something else... but I digress in respect to.. well anyone. LMAO... 
*snicker* Just a little hint there..
2. Me: I would rather just get a half hearted massage then just to get one because they think it will lead to sex. Travis used to do that all the time and now he can't give me one without me thinking he has alterior motive so it almost always causes an argument or at least bad feelings. I don't need to use massage to my advantage... I always use a blow job as my bragaining chip. Takes less time and effort and works every time to get me what I want! LMAO TMI? 
3. Me: Trav does what he can but as I said earlier.. I always feel there is an alterior motive.. So it takes away some of the pleasure of just getting a massage.
4. Me: Oh boy.. I might wanna skip this one.. *ahem* I'll just say movies or my VERY active imagination... hehe 
5. Me: Turn offs... Hmm Bad breath, bad attitude, being awake... LMAO 
6. Me: Um DUH!! Do I really need to say it? Didn't think so. Real person? I don't know anyone "real" that I would want to. I'm just not a very sexual person so even imagining doing it with someone else isn't there. I dont even want to do it with hubby 90% of the time!!
7. Me: Well tonight, chatting and going to bed soon since hubby is out to sea and it's "that time". THe weekend? Who knows... Maybe a little play time 
8. Me: Mongolian BBQ baby!!
Ok did it.. LOL Probably shouldn't have been so "honest" there.. Hope you don't have too many readers under 18!! LOL
Posted by: Dragon at November 14, 2002 12:00 AMHey I love how you have Humpers here in your comments. Great honest answers people! I am totally digging your smilies. Can I steal them for my comments? 
Those two always answer here instead of their blogs. And I don't mind if you need the smilies. 
Actually, they are smilies I downloaded at Crack's Smilies and then colorized to match. Except the heart, I made the heart one.
I know Trish's answer to the celeb answer!
lol, that's cuz my blog's got nothing to do with fun stuff like that and i just don't have the time, patience or energy to start a new one that's geared more towards personal stuff. i hope you don't mind that i answer them here, shawn!
"humpers" *snicker* *giggle* *chortle* hee hee
Posted by: misbah kyrene f. at November 14, 2002 11:49 AM*giggle* Humpers... LMAO!!! OH she means the memes thing... LMAO!! Yeah I answer here but only CHOICE ones.. I don't do them all. I would do them on my blog but then I think peeps would expect one every day and I don't even update everyday..
Posted by: Dragon at November 14, 2002 8:11 PM
