I'm at school doing some housecleaning with my blog's catagories which you never see. I use them to keep track of my entries. So while I'm doing that, I'll do the HumpDay Hump, too. Yeah, I'm at the school again.

Act V Scene III: *We are munching out at Chic-Fil-A while the kids go crazy in their own little playarea that is enclosed with soundproof glass. Ahhhhhhhhh, quiet.* Quiet on the set!! Roll tape..... and....ACTION!!

Christy: Dang you did a good job coloring my hair! Thank goodness for Nice n' Easy #106a and the help of good friends like you! I was tired of being a tangerine as my daughter dubbed me. My next project is whitening my teeth with that new Colgate Simply White gel. Do you take good care of your teeth?You: Not as well as I should. I don't floss. Flossing a pain in the neck. And those simple flossing picks are expensive!

Christy: Yeah, I know, if my luck runs as it did with my haircolor I will have brown teeth by the end of this project. I read that this stuff works really well though. My teeth stain really easily and I love coffee and coke so this better work. I have soft teeth which means lots of cavities over the years. Do you have
any cavities?
You: You know, I don't know. I did when I was younger but I haven't had any since I lost my baby teeth.

Christy: I like my smile. But there was a time when when I didn't at all. I had very crooked teeth as a child which, thanks to the generosity and selflessness of my parents, resulted in a full set of braces. I can thank the braces for my present smile. I had them for FIVE years! Did you ever have braces or any cosmetic dentistry?
You: I had braces from 1992-1995. At first, the Army paid for them but at the time, the Army was phasing out free health care to go to a civilian and pay a portion yourself. That's mainly the reason my father was in the Army! Anyway, I had an Army orthodontist from when I first got my braces until we movie here in December 1993. I will say I am grateful for them. I should find my 11^th birthday photo to show you!

Christy: Honestly, I would love to be an oral surgeon or at the least a pediatric dentist (for kids). Many people I know (*cough*Dad, Heather*cough*) despise the trip to the dentist with a passion. Does the dentist make your blood curdle?
You: I had a lot of work done to my mother when I was 10. Ft. Gordon was going to give me braces then because of my horible alignment in my mouth. (I was 13 when I finally got my braces thanks to Army red tape!) I didn't really mind it since I got a free toy after it was all over and I got out of school. And usually, my mother would get me McDonald's after the visit for lunch.

Christy: I have to admit that there has to be a better way to administer local anesthesia than the hypodermic needle. I mean, come on, we are in the 21st century people. Drugs and I don't mix either. It takes A LOT to deaden my nerves. I usually wind up feeling part of the operation and motioning as such to the doc in order for him/her to hit me up again. Speaking of which, have you ever done drugs? And don't scrimp on details!
You: No drugs for me! Most people would think of me as that perfect acting girl you love to hate. It's true, I'm a goody-two-shoes to a degree.

Christy: Today, I had the pleasure of cleaning poo out of my son's pants. I am so sick and tired of this potty training crap (pun intended). What are your plans for the day?
You: Cleaning up my MT a bit.

Christy: My son woke up not able to walk on his right foot. I have had to carry him around most places (hence that is most likely the reason why he had the poo accident because he couldn't run to the potty and just "forgot" to holler for me). I don't know what is wrong with him. He just can't put any weight on his right leg. Ever had that happen to you and last most of the day?
You: Plenty of times.

Christy: See you later on!
You: You too!
CUT!!

Posted by Shawn at October 16, 2002 2:55 PM in Humpday Hump.