I got through the day without killing anyone. I nearly bit off J's head. I'm tired of everyone think I can do work in a blink of an eye.

As promised…Monday Mission

1. Have you ever given someone a present you just KNEW would be "da bomb" and when they opened it you could tell they just hated it? What's the story there? I like to think I have yet to give a bum gift. Ok, so maybe the watches at Christmas 2000 didn't go over all too well. But I rather get a watch than soap. Imagine getting that when you're about 9 in a Secret Hat Santa.

2. What do you do that you would prefer that Mother never finds out about?She knows all! SHE KNOWS ALL!

3. Ever get in any arguments with your mother? What was one of the worst? Isn't that a rite of passage? I've had so many bads ones, it's hard to choose.

4. When was the last time someone special hurt your feelings? Did you tell them or keep it to yourself? Does Logan NEVER returning my e-mail count? Well, I really haven't had a someone special…I'm just in disguise…oops, broke out into Richard Marx again. So if I never had a someone special, I can't answer this one.

5. Has your mother ever laid any guilt trips on you or made you feel like you can't do something good enough? Sure, it's another rite of passage.

6. Looking back on your life, was there ever a point you see as the "crossroads" where you made a decisions that changed the course of your life? A path you did not take? What was that path, and do you ever daydream about what your life would have been like on the "road not taken?" Tell me about that.What life could have been if I had gone to Georgia Tech. What would have happen to be if I could have left my family and Pumpkin at age 18. But I can't dweal on it or it will eat me.

7. That was an awesome picnic basket you put together, let's stroll out by the lake as the sun sets. A cool breeze blows off the lake as the orange and red reflects off the ripples in the water. I can tell something is on your mind and I ask you. You think about how to reply but finally you say ..."I need a vacation. Where do you want to go?"

BONUS: What do you think will come of that? Ok, I never did like the Oompa Loopas.

Posted by Shawn at May 13, 2002 6:00 PM in Monday Mission.